Govpadmindunzod is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, wise warg.

Govpadmindunzod created the planet Jupiter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Govpadmindunzod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Govpadmindunzod, it will strike you with lightening.

Govpadmindunzod's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Govpadmindunzod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Never paint your arms mauve.