Ripragflanrapsugvilbossfed is a god.

He takes the form of a small, caring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ripragflanrapsugvilbossfed created the planet Jupiter three billion years ago.

If you believe in Ripragflanrapsugvilbossfed, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Ripragflanrapsugvilbossfed, he will strike you with lightening.

Ripragflanrapsugvilbossfed's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Ripragflanrapsugvilbossfed's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt bats.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.