Satgeptof is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, cheerful troll.

Satgeptof created a strange quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satgeptof, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Satgeptof, it will not invite you to parties.

Satgeptof's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Satgeptof's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Never look at nebulae.