Pidbuszak is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, wise human.

Pidbuszak created Africa five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pidbuszak, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pidbuszak, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Pidbuszak's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Pidbuszak's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Hide if three sheep approach from the north.

5. Never talk about mites.