Bedwitlenfarndissakbumkin Jinbosszan
is a god.
He takes the form of a plump, unjust crocodile.
Bedwitlenfarndissakbumkin Jinbosszan
created viruses four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bedwitlenfarndissakbumkin Jinbosszan
, he will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Bedwitlenfarndissakbumkin Jinbosszan
, he will ignore you.
Bedwitlenfarndissakbumkin Jinbosszan's
most sacred site is Camon in France.
Bedwitlenfarndissakbumkin Jinbosszan's Holy Commandments
1. Run away from mauve cats, for they are unholy.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Bedwitlenfarndissakbumkin Jinbosszan.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Feed all hungry frogs.
5. Never think about planets.
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