Didbuttig is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, moody parrot.

Didbuttig created the planet Mars six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Didbuttig, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Didbuttig, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Didbuttig's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Didbuttig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill turtles.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Never wear ear rings.

4. Put Didbuttig first in all things.

5. Never look in ponds.