Rulfudbenbudlagyoghakbug is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous hare.

Rulfudbenbudlagyoghakbug created energy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulfudbenbudlagyoghakbug, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rulfudbenbudlagyoghakbug, he will cry a lot.

Rulfudbenbudlagyoghakbug's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Rulfudbenbudlagyoghakbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear green shorts.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never talk about moths.

5. Do not kill snails.