Cutpompom is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, dishonest cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cutpompom created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Cutpompom, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cutpompom, it will try to impress you with trees.

Cutpompom's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Cutpompom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never look at galaxies.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never paint your neck white.