Genfaglarp is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely heavy, unselfish chicken.
Genfaglarp created the Milkyway nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Genfaglarp, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Genfaglarp, it will come to you in dreams.
Genfaglarp's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Genfaglarp's Holy Commandments1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
2. Never look at nebulae.
3. Always treat porpoises with great respect.
4. Erect three nickel sculptures of Genfaglarp on top of important buildings.
5. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.