Tettidaddad is a god.

He takes the form of a large, duplicitous frog.

Tettidaddad created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tettidaddad, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tettidaddad, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Tettidaddad's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Tettidaddad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never paint your face cyan.

5. Tettidaddad loves monkeys, so they must be respected.