Sispibflis is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, flying hare.

Sispibflis created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sispibflis, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Sispibflis, she will curse you with boils.

Sispibflis' most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sispibflis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear brown clothing.

2. Voles are not to be trusted.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never go into red rooms.

5. Worship no other gods but Sispibflis.