Zigdodsad is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, flying tortoise.

Zigdodsad created a Higgs boson seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zigdodsad, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Zigdodsad, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Zigdodsad's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Zigdodsad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Always help ants.

3. Do not trade with those who eat pineapples.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Zigdodsad.