Gaddodbif Komyogtarg is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, ruthless shrew.

Gaddodbif Komyogtarg created the Large Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gaddodbif Komyogtarg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gaddodbif Komyogtarg, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Gaddodbif Komyogtarg's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gaddodbif Komyogtarg's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from violet capybaras for they are unholy.

2. Gaddodbif Komyogtarg must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never run near great tits.

5. Do not sing in public.