Fidlidcin is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, bad-tempered dragon.

Fidlidcin created humanity nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fidlidcin, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fidlidcin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fidlidcin's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Fidlidcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt snails.

2. Feed all hungry geese.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not kill seals.
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