Cetmonnan is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, caring naga.

Cetmonnan created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cetmonnan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Cetmonnan, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Cetmonnan's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Cetmonnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt whales.

2. You must pray to Cetmonnan nine times a day.

3. Cetmonnan loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Cetmonnan.

5. Never feed gooseberries to otters while wearing orange kilts.