Fagdum is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, confident duck.

Fagdum created the cosmos six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fagdum, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Fagdum, it will destroy your home planet.

Fagdum's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Fagdum's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Fagdum loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Always obey Fagdum's priests.

4. Erect a large tin sculpture of Fagdum on top of all buildings.

5. Do not eat beans.