Loglikgutflam is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, vain fish.

Loglikgutflam created tapeworms two billion years ago.

If you believe in Loglikgutflam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Loglikgutflam, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Loglikgutflam's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Loglikgutflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Do not wear mauve clothing.

3. Put Loglikgutflam first in all things.

4. Never wear red ear rings.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.