Godfotcet is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm swallow.

Godfotcet created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godfotcet, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Godfotcet, he will cry a lot.

Godfotcet's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Godfotcet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Feed all hungry sheep.