Tafquafsan is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, unjust finch.

Tafquafsan created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tafquafsan, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Tafquafsan, she will ignore you.

Tafquafsan's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Tafquafsan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick frogs.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tafquafsan.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.