Xenceparn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, irritating butterfly.

Xenceparn created time and space four million years ago.

If you believe in Xenceparn, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Xenceparn, she will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Xenceparn's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Xenceparn's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Never talk about fire.