Canvadflis is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, selfish hamster.
Canvadflis created carbon two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Canvadflis, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Canvadflis, it will turn you into a giant slug.
Canvadflis' most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Canvadflis' Holy Commandments1. Never eat coconuts.
2. Canvadflis loves tapirs, so they must be respected.
3. Always wear fawn.
4. Run away if three gulls approach from the south.
5. Do not wear silver on your body.