Sandomtgun is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, conceited frog.

Sandomtgun created the Sunflower Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sandomtgun, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Sandomtgun, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Sandomtgun's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sandomtgun's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Sandomtgun on top of all buildings.

4. Never wear shoes.

5. Never think about asteroids.