Fabsafsaf Ligdibmig is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, kind aardvark.

Fabsafsaf Ligdibmig created the Black Eye Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fabsafsaf Ligdibmig, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fabsafsaf Ligdibmig, he will ignore you.

Fabsafsaf Ligdibmig's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Fabsafsaf Ligdibmig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never write about planets.