Hengessjip Vadloport is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, uncaring bee.

Hengessjip Vadloport created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hengessjip Vadloport, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hengessjip Vadloport, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Hengessjip Vadloport's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hengessjip Vadloport's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Never paint your head yellow.