Rencatsittikzenflat is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, bad-tempered walrus.

Rencatsittikzenflat created the universe two billion years ago.

If you believe in Rencatsittikzenflat, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Rencatsittikzenflat, it will cry a lot.

Rencatsittikzenflat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Rencatsittikzenflat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always make sure there are no pigs in a room before entering it.

5. Never think about amino acids.