Wikgondid is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, strong octopus.

Wikgondid created vertebrates eight million years ago.

If you believe in Wikgondid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wikgondid, it will manifest in front of you.

Wikgondid's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Wikgondid's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.