Tipbotjinbog is a god.
She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, omniscient hydra.
Tipbotjinbog created matter seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tipbotjinbog, she will give you lots of grapes.
If you do not believe in
Tipbotjinbog, she will have a very low opinion of you.
Tipbotjinbog's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Tipbotjinbog's Holy Commandments1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
2. Do not wear turquoise clothing.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Never go into yellow rooms.
5. Do not listen to music.