Farnbedmot is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud dolphin.

Farnbedmot created the planet Earth two billion years ago.

If you believe in Farnbedmot, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Farnbedmot, she will strike you with lightening.

Farnbedmot's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Farnbedmot's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry grasshopers.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a building before entering it.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.