Nibcipfit is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, effective crab.

Nibcipfit created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibcipfit, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Nibcipfit, it will be very unhappy.

Nibcipfit's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Nibcipfit's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt geese.

2. Never sing in the presence of snails.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Nibcipfit loves gulls, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat green fruit.