Beghamfod is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, almighty finch.

Beghamfod created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Beghamfod, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Beghamfod, it will turn you into a snail.

Beghamfod's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Beghamfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.