Bindidkop is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, moody hippopotamus.

Bindidkop created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bindidkop, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bindidkop, he will turn you into a rat.

Bindidkop's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Bindidkop's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce in the presence of tortoises.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Put Bindidkop first in all things.

5. Do not make images of living things.