Quagmetzak is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, flying dryad.

Quagmetzak created Asia seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Quagmetzak, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Quagmetzak, he will turn you into a dog.

Quagmetzak's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Quagmetzak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear red clothing.

2. Always wear brown.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Never wear cyan scarves.