Satgupdan is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, charitable sheep.

Satgupdan created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Satgupdan, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Satgupdan, he will turn you into a plant.

Satgupdan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Satgupdan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never wear ear rings.