Tonhugjon is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, uncaring guinea pig.

Tonhugjon created a bottom quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tonhugjon, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Tonhugjon, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tonhugjon's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Tonhugjon's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Tonhugjon.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Tonhugjon.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always wear purple.

5. Never look at comets.