Nabflignarl is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, pitiless walrus.

Nabflignarl created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nabflignarl, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nabflignarl, he will manifest in front of you.

Nabflignarl's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nabflignarl's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Nabflignarl.