Dadkemloop is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, irritating centaur.

Dadkemloop created oxygen six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dadkemloop, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dadkemloop, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dadkemloop's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dadkemloop's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.