Flangofman is a god.
It takes the form of a rotund, happy mole.
Flangofman created the universe six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flangofman, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Flangofman, it will not care at all.
Flangofman's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Flangofman's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your arms.
2. Your children must be taught to worship Flangofman.
3. Worship no other gods but Flangofman.
4. Hide from cyan whales for they are unholy.
5. Never write about gravity.