Zenbosspod Wapripsag is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, all-knowing dragonfly.

Zenbosspod Wapripsag created the planet Jupiter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenbosspod Wapripsag, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Zenbosspod Wapripsag, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Zenbosspod Wapripsag's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Zenbosspod Wapripsag's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed beans to rats while wearing purple trousers.

2. Zenbosspod Wapripsag loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about nematodes.

4. Retreat if eight sheep approach from the north.

5. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.