Madyaktail is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, kind mole.

Madyaktail created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Madyaktail, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Madyaktail, it will turn you into a mole.

Madyaktail's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Madyaktail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not take Madyaktail's name in vain.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. You must pray to Madyaktail four times a day.

5. Always pray immersed in water.