Dubparkbun is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, unsympathetic gnu.

Dubparkbun created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubparkbun, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dubparkbun, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Dubparkbun's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dubparkbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about moons.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Do not eat parsnips.

4. Do not kill birds.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.