Staffithad is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, effective bird.

Staffithad created the planet Mars two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Staffithad, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Staffithad, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Staffithad's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Staffithad's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Hide if five sheep approach from the north.

3. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

4. Staffithad loves manatees, so they must be respected.

5. Never talk about comets.