Limhonstip Rillcidsis is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, uncaring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Limhonstip Rillcidsis created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Limhonstip Rillcidsis, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Limhonstip Rillcidsis, she will strike you with lightening.

Limhonstip Rillcidsis' most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Limhonstip Rillcidsis' Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Retreat if five snakes approach from the east.

4. Never eat wheat.

5. Never eat bark.