Vidyimvil is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, temperamental monkey.

Vidyimvil created gold four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vidyimvil, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Vidyimvil, it will turn you into a rock.

Vidyimvil's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Vidyimvil's Holy Commandments

1. Put Vidyimvil first in all things.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Vidyimvil.

3. Do not dye your hair yellow.

4. Worship no other gods but Vidyimvil.

5. Always pray immersed in water.
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