Cebfennel is a god.
She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, proud hippopotamus.
Cebfennel created parasitic wasps six million years ago.
If you believe in
Cebfennel, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Cebfennel, she will destroy your favourite planet.
Cebfennel's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.
Cebfennel's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat melons.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Show mercy to disobedient children.
4. Never write about black holes.
5. Put Cebfennel first in all things.