Tagyogzog is a god.
It takes the form of a slender, capable jellyfish.
Tagyogzog created a down quark nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Tagyogzog, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Tagyogzog, it will throw large rocks at you.
Tagyogzog's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Tagyogzog's Holy Commandments1. Never wear shoes.
2. Always look after injured sheep.
3. Do not drink water in pink rooms.
4. Always help hamsters in need.
5. Retreat if seven tapirs approach from the south.