Quatdumnill Cudhivbog is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, wise giraffe.

Quatdumnill Cudhivbog created the Black Eye Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Quatdumnill Cudhivbog, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Quatdumnill Cudhivbog, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quatdumnill Cudhivbog's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Quatdumnill Cudhivbog's Holy Commandments

1. Quatdumnill Cudhivbog must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Do not eat melons.

3. Worship no other gods but Quatdumnill Cudhivbog.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a room before entering it.

5. Hide from cyan seals for they are unholy.