Davniglanhub is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, pitiless tapir.

Davniglanhub created water three billion years ago.

If you believe in Davniglanhub, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Davniglanhub, she will turn you into a rock.

Davniglanhub's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Davniglanhub's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never think ill of sick pigs.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never eat gooseberries.
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