Benlenloop is a god.
It takes the form of a thin, blissful bat.
Benlenloop created the universe seven trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Benlenloop, it will laugh at you.
If you do not believe in
Benlenloop, it will cry a lot.
Benlenloop's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.
Benlenloop's Holy Commandments1. Do not eat bread.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Always help bats in need.
4. Do not drink water in red rooms.
5. Feed all hungry sheep.