Cussgonnil is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely thin, unsympathetic duck.
Cussgonnil created a top quark four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Cussgonnil, he will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Cussgonnil, he will denounce you as a heretic.
Cussgonnil's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.
Cussgonnil's Holy Commandments1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.
2. Never wear indigo shoes.
3. Never wear tights.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Put Cussgonnil first in all things.