Nilvilbud is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, able fly.

Nilvilbud created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Nilvilbud, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nilvilbud, it will turn you into a dog.

Nilvilbud's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Nilvilbud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Run away if eight rats approach from the south.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about planets.